Comedically Inclined Critter Enthusiasts Prints

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Gatorade!

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"He's my discomfort animal."

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

How Snails Are Born

Cat turning telly off with remote.

Smart Asp

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Clown fish ... '

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'Hurray! Ants!'

Atomic Wait

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

The Unsportables: Shot Put