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'What a tactless, insensitive thing to say!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

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'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Biological Alarm Clock.

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"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"I guess I'll never understand women."