Comedic Relief Enthusiast Pillows

Cat in bandages.

I have this really bad itch on my ne

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

'Didn't you hear me? I said that I'm going home to my mother!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Touché"

Breast Height Chart

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The First Printed Bible

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Biological Alarm Clock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I've changed my mind"