Comedic Dieters Pillows

Add humor to their home with our playful pillows featuring funny dieter quotes. These cheeky decor pieces make their space more lively and remind them to enjoy the journey.

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'." mockup

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.' mockup

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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'Do you want toast with that?'

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!' mockup

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that." mockup

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

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Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

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I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

I've been on this green leafy diet for months... mockup

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

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'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.' mockup

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

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"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"You're suffering from an overdose of food." mockup

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

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"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?" mockup

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

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"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet." mockup

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

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'All you can eat, burgers.'

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"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him." mockup

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

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'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.' mockup

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

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We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests. mockup

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

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'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...' mockup

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

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Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass. mockup

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

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'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.' mockup

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

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Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit. mockup

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

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'Weight loss can cause liver damage...' mockup

'Weight loss can cause liver damage...'

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Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea! mockup

Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

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'You'll never see me out jogging.' mockup

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

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"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!" mockup

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

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