Comedian Of Fishing Mishaps Gifts

Hank's pull cord snaps on a hard start.

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fish don't like worms.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Catching flying fish!'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Eye Tests.

"Just the bait, please."

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Happy Brexiters

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

'The fish course is off...no-one caught any!'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'