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'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Happy Turkey Day!

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Painter's Duel.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Cave painting by numbers

Knight of the sandcastle.

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

Videogame Employment Agency.

'You're definitely a winter.'

"No wonder the students can't solve the problem. I can't solve the problem."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

First Day of School

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

Action collaging

Favourite colours of colour blind people.

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'

Painting by numbers

'It's fresh. He must be close by.'

'By hiring inept employees we make our customers more likely to use our automated call system.'

"And now a word for people who can't sleep at night."

GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325

Hide and Seek games amongst the navy seals would often take weeks.

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'

'Expensive cooking gas'