Counting Champion T-Shirts

'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Happy Turkey Day!

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

How some bird species determine pecking order.

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"I miscounted."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

Football Countdown.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

First Day of School

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

'I don't know how many sheep you have. I fall asleep every time I try to count them.'

"They say every vote counts, but I never learned to."