Counting Enthusiast T-Shirts

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'At the Sesame Street school of Accountancy'

The Count goes number two... two...

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

The Life of Pi

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Reign Man

"5...4...3...2..."

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Pork Bellies.

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

57th Birthday balloons

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"I miscounted."