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"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Sheep Ledger

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"5...4...3...2..."

Reign Man

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"I miscounted."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

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"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

Football Countdown.