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I started to scratch off the days, but then I went a little crazy.

"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

The Life of Pi

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Sheep Ledger

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Reign Man

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"5...4...3...2..."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"I miscounted."

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."