Counting Enthusiast Mugs

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'At the Sesame Street school of Accountancy'

The Count goes number two... two...

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"5...4...3...2..."

Reign Man

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"I miscounted."

57th Birthday balloons

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'