Step Counter Champions T-Shirts

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"