Step-count Challengers T-Shirts

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

The 39 Steps

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"