Step Counter Champions Mugs

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

The 39 Steps

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"