Step Counter Champion Mugs

"Jim's still wearing his fitbit - it was last wish to get in these steps."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

The 39 Steps

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."