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"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

The 39 Steps

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Wait, you took how many steps?

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

"All you do is binge watch."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."