Colour-by-number Champion Pillows

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Happy Turkey Day!

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Painter's Duel.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Cave painting by numbers

Knight of the sandcastle.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"No wonder the students can't solve the problem. I can't solve the problem."

'You're definitely a winter.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

First Day of School

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

Action collaging

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

A support group for crayons nobody ever uses.

Favourite colours of colour blind people.

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'

"And now a word for people who can't sleep at night."

GCSE Geography: Is Paris in . . . . Ring Now on 0898325

'By hiring inept employees we make our customers more likely to use our automated call system.'

'It's fresh. He must be close by.'

'Everything I wear needs to go with a powder blue necktie.'

Hide and Seek games amongst the navy seals would often take weeks.

King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"

'Sorry, but your time on hold has expired. CLICK!'