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Painting by numbers

The Life of Pi

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

El Greco

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Cave painting by numbers

Chicken

'It's just a first draft.'

57th Birthday balloons

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows