Color-by-number Enthusiast Prints

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

El Greco

Reign Man

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Cave painting by numbers

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

57th Birthday balloons

Chicken

'It's just a first draft.'

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'I'll do your taxes for you, daddy, if you'll color these silly homework pictures for me.'

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"