Paint-by-numbers Aficionado T-Shirts

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Accountant Manqué

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Reign Man

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Ceiling Paint

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

57th Birthday balloons

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'