Paint-by-numbers Aficionado T-Shirts

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

The Life of Pi

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Accountant Manqué

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

Reign Man

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

Ceiling Paint

57th Birthday balloons

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."