Colorful Vibe Appreciator Pillows

Easter Bonnet

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"He's So Your Type."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

Dancing Person

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Endangered species stamps

Un-Hip-Flask

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Tokin' in the 1960s & Now

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields...

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

An aged juvenile.