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Easter Bonnet

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"He's So Your Type."

Starfish doing the wave.

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Ella Fitzgerald

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

Dancing Person

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Endangered species stamps

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Tokin' in the 1960s & Now

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields...

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

Grover Washington Jr.

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Un-Hip-Flask

'I won't be in to work today... I woke up with a bug.'

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

An aged juvenile.

'How do these glasses feel?'