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'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"He's So Your Type."

Easter Bonnet

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Vauxhall Gardens

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

"... and I encourage you to seek a second opinion."

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Never Satisfied.

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Un-Hip-Flask

Endangered species stamps

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

An aged juvenile.