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Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

George Michael

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Old Book Smell

"He's So Your Type."

Robert Drake

'He's doing it again.'

Easter Bonnet

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Starfish doing the wave.

Elvis fans

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Penguin wearing Slippers

Vauxhall Gardens

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'