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Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"He's So Your Type."

Easter Bonnet

'He's doing it again.'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Vauxhall Gardens

Penguin wearing Slippers

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."