Vintage Vibe Appreciator Pillows

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Robert Johnson

Easter Bonnet

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

A 60's pop group

Social Struggles

'These are our golden oldies.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"