Vintage Vibe Appreciator Pillows

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Louis Armstrong

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Old Book Smell

Disco Owls

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Robert Johnson

Social Struggles

Easter Bonnet

If this van's a rockin'...

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.