Vintage Vibes Appreciators Pillows

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

Louis Armstrong

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Swing dancers.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Old Time Television Channel

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

Old Book Smell

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."