Vintage Vibes Appreciator Pillows

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Thoughts about People

An aged juvenile.

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

Old Fashioned Dog

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Endangered species stamps

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

The Old Time Television Channel

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

Un-Hip-Flask

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Colonial Larrysburg.

Swing dancers.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'