Vintage Vibe Admirer Pillows

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Old Time Television Channel

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'