Vintage Vibe Admirer Gifts

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Louis Armstrong

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Blue Dress

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"It was her mothers"

Disco Owls

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'