Vintage Vibe Explorer Gifts

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Louis Armstrong

The Vineyard

"I think he was a celebrity."

"This next one's another oldie."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old Book Smell

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Disco Owls

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street