Colony Aficionados Gifts

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

Omara Portuondo

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'The Burrito King.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Thug life on safari.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

robot in car

"51st State, eh?!"

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Helms–Burton Act

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

Acne Automation Works Outing

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?