Colony Aficionados Gifts

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

Omara Portuondo

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'The Burrito King.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Thug life on safari.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"We have some architects in our colony."

"51st State, eh?!"

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Acne Automation Works Outing

"I love how you children are taking to our summer home!"

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'