Commonwealth Aficionado Gifts

Prince Charles

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

East End Maps.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Blue Dress

Essex computer.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Victorian Royal Navy

Welcome to Scotland...

UK dissolution

Phonetic Man

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

Charles Dickens

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

Bobby

'Kings can get away with anything!'