Colonial Nostalgia Gifts

'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

baby sweetcorn...

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Paul Ree

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Colonial Larrysburg.

He wanted a different one.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."