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A Good Batch.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Haute Suture

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I forget to drink."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Building a gingerbread house

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Hold The Pickles

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."