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"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

A Good Batch.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I forget to drink."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Unrest Area.

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Love is a Drug'.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Hold The Pickles

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Eggnog