Concoction Creators Gifts

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

A Good Batch.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I forget to drink."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Unrest Area.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'Love is a Drug'.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Hold The Pickles

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."