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Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Second hand furniture.

Walking Luggage.

Bright idea

Creative department

Crap from the future.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

The First Kite

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Eureka!

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Reinventing the Wheel

Artificial Intelligence Drive

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'