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A Good Batch.
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
Haute Suture
Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.
"I forget to drink."
"Boss is coming! Discover something!"
"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."
'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.
Building a gingerbread house
'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'
"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."
'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'
"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"
"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."
Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
Need Cash for Alcohol Research.
Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.
'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'
"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."
Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.
'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'
I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade
"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."
Hold The Pickles
'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'
Signs that colas are making you fat. . .
'Invented a new cocktail.' '
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