Vintage Cologne Collector Prints

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Wine Lady

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"We never talk anymore."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'