Colloquialism Collector Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the charm of everyday language? Our range of products for the colloquialism collector features witty, fun, and nostalgic items that celebrate the colorful expressions we use every day. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, find a gift that speaks their language and lights up their face with a smile.

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"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis." mockup

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

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Sick Society

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'Rabbi, that talk was totally sick! You pwned it man!'

'Rabbi, that talk was totally sick! You pwned it man!' mockup

'Rabbi, that talk was totally sick! You pwned it man!'

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'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance) mockup

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

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"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven." mockup

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

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"I got a swiss army hook!"

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Another day in the Splenda mines

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"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws." mockup

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

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The New World Order

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'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

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Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?' mockup

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

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"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question." mockup

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

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'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.' mockup

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

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"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!" mockup

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

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"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't." mockup

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

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'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!' mockup

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

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An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station mockup

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

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A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids. mockup

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

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"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..." mockup

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

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'It even tells time in metric minutes.' mockup

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

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"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!" mockup

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

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In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy. mockup

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

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Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle. mockup

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

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'The day has come.'

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'Jack and the Beanie stock'

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Victorian Secret

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"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

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"Take us to your feeder."

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"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?" mockup

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

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'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?' mockup

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

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"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?" mockup

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples, mockup

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

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Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2 mockup

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

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"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax." mockup

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

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"Gone for a P."

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Colloquialism Collector Gifts Collection

Colloquialism Collector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs filled with hilarious and beloved sayings—perfect for the colloquialism collector who enjoys starting their day with a smile.

Colloquialism Collector Pillows

Add some personality to any room with pillows printed with popular sayings—great for the colloquialism collector’s home or office.

Colloquialism Collector Prints

Browse our collection of expressive prints that celebrate language—bring humor and charm to any wall with witty sayings and idioms.

Colloquialism Collector T-Shirts

Check out our fun and witty t-shirts featuring all the best expressions and slang—ideal for anyone who loves language and humor.