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'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

JET (Part I)

Quentin Tarantino

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

George Santayana

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Sinead?!"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2