College Sports Administrators Pillows

Spelling bee word: Krzyzewski

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Egyptian Football

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You have failed on all counts...'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

The Unsportables: Javelin Throw

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'Now what?!'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'Are you blind ref?'