University Sports Coordinator Pillows

The Universities Boat-Race

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Snooker Golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Saving a Heart

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'