College Return Gifts

"Hi Mom!"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.