Returning To Studies Gifts

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

I will study my speling words...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Exam

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Good idea.

Evil Exams!

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.