Returning To Studies Gifts

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Burning the midnight oil.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Continuing education.

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Good idea.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Evil Exams!