Going Back To College Gifts

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"But Humpty, I need to go back to college! We've had a great summer together. Now, you go and have a great fall."

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'