Returning Home From College Gifts

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Did you miss me?

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

The journey's end

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"We're leaving you two!"

Right Here

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"