College Return Pillows

"Hi Mom!"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Continuing education.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"One year closer to college!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.