College Pillows

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

Trust

I hope my parents can pay off their college loans before I go to college.'

I tried to take eighteen credits.

'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

Someone is Out There Watching.

The undecided department

Biff majored in business, but minored in mooning...

Why College Costs So Much 101.

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"Now that my college of choice no longer requires the SAT, I'm relying more than ever on grade inflation."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Brown - But My First Choice Was Yale.

'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'

Roads for Graduates

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'I owe all my drive, ambition, and dedication to student debt.'

'...and to prepare you for life after graduation, 'Walking Without A Backpack 101'.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Continuing education.

"Look, honey, we've already got five inquiries about renting Janie's room!"