Colleges And Universities Pillows

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'But I digress...'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"One year closer to college!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"My homework ate my dog."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'