Colleges And Universities Pillows

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Interdisciplinary studies.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"One year closer to college!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"My homework ate my dog."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'