Returning To Study Pillows

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Continuing education.

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Good idea.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."